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Nicholls595 Oct 2022 10:51am, 21 Oct 2022 29,814 posts	0 Nicholls595 My Grandad was killed by a Zulu He was having a shit at Whipsnade when the toilet roof collapsed
Maclennane Oct 2022 10:53am, 21 Oct 2022 30,023 posts	0 Maclennane Don't geddit
Angus Clydesdale Oct 2022 10:59am, 21 Oct 2022 25,405 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale ~ points and laughs ~
Surrey Phil Oct 2022 11:50am, 21 Oct 2022 8,621 posts	0 Surrey Phil Eventually!
Maclennane Oct 2022 11:51am, 21 Oct 2022 30,046 posts	0 Maclennane oh.
Nellers Oct 2022 12:12pm, 21 Oct 2022 39,823 posts	0 Nellers It would work better spoken than written but 😂 anyway.
AndyS Oct 2022 12:36pm, 21 Oct 2022 1,602 posts	0 AndyS That one's a bit homophonic.
AndyS Oct 2022 6:05pm, 21 Oct 2022 1,606 posts	0 AndyS Admiral Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue is 17ft 4. That’s Horatio of about 3:1
Shortcut Cam Oct 2022 9:28pm, 21 Oct 2022 1,655 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I accidentally took my cat’s medication Don’t ask meow
Mr. K. Oct 2022 6:14am, 23 Oct 2022 3,762 posts	0 Mr. K. Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.