Joke of the day........

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Nov 2022
11:33am, 11 Nov 2022
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DocM
Last week I posed naked for a men's fitness magazine...

I think the cashier would have preferred if I'd just paid for it.
Nov 2022
11:42am, 11 Nov 2022
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swittle
^ :)
Nov 2022
12:37pm, 11 Nov 2022
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AndyS
One of my American colleagues asked me what I had planned for the fall.

It took me a while to realise he meant Autumn, and not the impending total collapse of civilisation.
Nov 2022
8:04pm, 12 Nov 2022
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Sigh
Nov 2022
9:09am, 15 Nov 2022
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Mountkeen
The wife says she wants to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday. So I've got her sister pregnant.
Nov 2022
2:32pm, 16 Nov 2022
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DocM
Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…

However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
Nov 2022
8:37am, 17 Nov 2022
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Stander
1. Stainless Steel
2. Multi purpose round plastic
3. 10 litre galvanised metal
4. Black foam handle with lid
5. Three gallon blue

Just writing my bucket list
Nov 2022
8:39am, 17 Nov 2022
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Fields
That joke is beyond the pail
Nov 2022
6:16am, 19 Nov 2022
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Sigh
My doctor asked me, "Do you know your sperm count?"

I replied that I didn't know they were that clever.
Nov 2022
4:20pm, 19 Nov 2022
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Crash Hamster
I don't want to sound big-headed, but I tried on a hat today and it was too small.

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