Nov 2022
11:33am, 11 Nov 2022
46,734 posts
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DocM
Last week I posed naked for a men's fitness magazine...
I think the cashier would have preferred if I'd just paid for it.
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Nov 2022
11:42am, 11 Nov 2022
92,238 posts
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swittle
^
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Nov 2022
12:37pm, 11 Nov 2022
1,635 posts
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AndyS
One of my American colleagues asked me what I had planned for the fall.
It took me a while to realise he meant Autumn, and not the impending total collapse of civilisation.
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Nov 2022
8:04pm, 12 Nov 2022
17,648 posts
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Sigh
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Nov 2022
9:09am, 15 Nov 2022
504 posts
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Mountkeen
The wife says she wants to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday. So I've got her sister pregnant.
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Nov 2022
2:32pm, 16 Nov 2022
46,756 posts
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DocM
Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…
However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
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Nov 2022
8:37am, 17 Nov 2022
52 posts
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Stander
1. Stainless Steel 2. Multi purpose round plastic 3. 10 litre galvanised metal 4. Black foam handle with lid 5. Three gallon blue
Just writing my bucket list
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Nov 2022
8:39am, 17 Nov 2022
7,482 posts
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Fields
That joke is beyond the pail
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Nov 2022
6:16am, 19 Nov 2022
17,757 posts
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Sigh
My doctor asked me, "Do you know your sperm count?"
I replied that I didn't know they were that clever.
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Nov 2022
4:20pm, 19 Nov 2022
1,002 posts
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Crash Hamster
I don't want to sound big-headed, but I tried on a hat today and it was too small.
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