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Jan 2021
12:40pm, 28 Jan 2021
72,573 posts
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swittle
gnus
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Jan 2021
12:50pm, 28 Jan 2021
1,395 posts
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colindglen
snug
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Jan 2021
2:23pm, 28 Jan 2021
14,992 posts
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richmac
Cuddle
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Jan 2021
2:29pm, 28 Jan 2021
8,445 posts
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GordonG
Pedro
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Jan 2021
2:42pm, 28 Jan 2021
37,347 posts
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HappyG(rrr)
Orphanage (sorry, have I got this wrong?)
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Jan 2021
8:40pm, 28 Jan 2021
3,939 posts
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Dillthedog
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Itenticle.
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Jan 2021
11:44pm, 29 Jan 2021
12,816 posts
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Jason1969
It was 11 years ago today that my friend James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy, it's a boy!"
We never went back to Thailand.
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Jan 2021
8:09am, 30 Jan 2021
39,568 posts
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DocM
What's the worst place to hide when playing a game of hide and seek in a hospital?
ICU
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Feb 2021
8:01am, 1 Feb 2021
1,459 posts
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Mushroom
A man goes to the doctors as he's feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and, with his first card, he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1,000.
Then, the National Game comes up, and he wins that too, getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' the man screams. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'
'Bloody hell,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!'
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Feb 2021
8:28am, 1 Feb 2021
1,406 posts
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colindglen
Interesting story!! Justice has been served!! There’s been some scumbag called Callum known as Cal going round breaking into people’s houses near me for months, but the police couldn’t catch him. The weirdest thing about it all he was breaking into houses & ruining peoples washing machines by putting bricks into them & turning them on whilst helping himself to whatever he wanted!!! Really weird if you ask me...Anyway, just read in the local paper that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose..It’s never nice hearing of someone’s death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone...
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021