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Diogenes Feb 2021 8:41am, 1 Feb 2021 57,152 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes ouch
Mountkeen Feb 2021 6:09pm, 1 Feb 2021 443 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I see that corduroy pillowcases are still making the headlines..............
Bazoaxe Feb 2021 7:32pm, 1 Feb 2021 18,811 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe yay mushroom, thats brilliant
-Monty- Feb 2021 10:04pm, 1 Feb 2021 1,494 posts	Quote Pin -Monty- The cost of Helium is going up too....
Mountkeen Feb 2021 2:47pm, 2 Feb 2021 444 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Dunno why crotchless undies are supposed to be sexy. My other half couldn't stop laughing at my bollocks hanging through the gap..
Jock Itch Feb 2021 2:17pm, 3 Feb 2021 13,365 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus ?
Eynsham Red Feb 2021 5:19pm, 3 Feb 2021 7,192 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red [If his anus is hanging through the gap he’s got problems]
McGoohan Feb 2021 5:28pm, 3 Feb 2021 48,385 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I’ve decided to dress as a different type of bread every day. Roll on Monday..
McGoohan Feb 2021 5:29pm, 3 Feb 2021 48,386 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Elton John has just bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. It's a little fit bunny!
Muttley Feb 2021 6:54pm, 3 Feb 2021 1,018 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Breaking news: a plastic surgeon in Essex has been fined for performing Botox treatments in breach of lockdown rules. None of his customers seemed surprised.