Feb 2021
2:07pm, 6 Feb 2021
48,422 posts
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McGoohan
Outrageous claim (I nicked the Woolworths one from Tim Vine so only 90% Delaney)
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Feb 2021
2:35pm, 6 Feb 2021
23,655 posts
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Nicholls595
😁
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Feb 2021
3:09pm, 6 Feb 2021
14,229 posts
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
[I don't need to buy any joke books. They all end up on here eventually!]
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Feb 2021
3:11pm, 6 Feb 2021
14,230 posts
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
How to tell if you are old yet.
Fall over in public.
If people laugh at you, then you are still young.
If they look worried about you, then you are probably old.
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Feb 2021
3:33pm, 6 Feb 2021
2,503 posts
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Cheg
This thread isn’t original jokes only? Surprise face.
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Feb 2021
3:35pm, 6 Feb 2021
18,871 posts
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Bazoaxe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Feb 2021
6:23pm, 6 Feb 2021
12,818 posts
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Jason1969
Me: Hello I'm an alcoholic. Him: Sorry sir, this is the other AA. Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car's in the lake.
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Feb 2021
10:16pm, 6 Feb 2021
48,423 posts
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McGoohan
I recently launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds. And I'm please to say I hit one of the little shits.
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Feb 2021
10:21pm, 6 Feb 2021
48,424 posts
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McGoohan
The Self-Deprecation Society is looking for members...
I've already put myself down
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Feb 2021
10:22pm, 6 Feb 2021
48,425 posts
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McGoohan
There is a story on the news about an Avon lady that ate all her cosmetics and is now terribly constipated...
You can't shit this make up
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