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Joke of the day........

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McGoohan
Outrageous claim (I nicked the Woolworths one from Tim Vine so only 90% Delaney)
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😁
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[I don't need to buy any joke books. They all end up on here eventually!]
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
How to tell if you are old yet.

Fall over in public.

If people laugh at you, then you are still young.

If they look worried about you, then you are probably old.
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Cheg
This thread isn’t original jokes only? Surprise face.
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Bazoaxe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Jason1969
Me: Hello I'm an alcoholic.
Him: Sorry sir, this is the other AA.
Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car's in the lake.
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McGoohan
I recently launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds. And I'm please to say I hit one of the little shits.
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McGoohan
The Self-Deprecation Society is looking for members...

I've already put myself down
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McGoohan
There is a story on the news about an Avon lady that ate all her cosmetics and is now terribly constipated...

You can't shit this make up

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