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DBMS - painful for those masochists who are sticklers for spelling..
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A sports equipment supplier have launched a new trampoline incorporating a prayer mat. Apparently Prophets are going through the roof.
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I didn't want to buy the hammock but the salesman was very persuasive and I'm easily swayed
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We can't even afford a place with a garden so when my wife bought a trampoline I hit the roof
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I went to see an acupuncturist. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.
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My internet went down last night so I started speaking to my wife and was surprised to find out she doesn’t work at Woolworths anymore....
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My grandad was killed by a zulu.

He was having a shit in Whipsnade when the ceiling fell on him.
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People say I'm unnecessarily vindictive, so they go on the list.
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I shoved a glass eye up my back passage, which wasn't a good idea with the benefit of hindsight
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Isn't Gary Delaney's book brilliant?

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