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Nellers Feb 2021 6:56pm, 3 Feb 2021 38,206 posts	Quote Pin Nellers My mate said he's sick of dogs being promoted in the army, when all they do is help clean the barracks. I said "that's just a sweeping general alsatian."
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:52pm, 3 Feb 2021 48,392 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I was going to try glass blowing tonight, for something different to do. But its too late now, I'm shattered.
Diogenes Feb 2021 11:06pm, 3 Feb 2021 57,243 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I joined my local jigsaw puzzle group, but I had trouble fitting in.
Jason1969 Feb 2021 1:02am, 4 Feb 2021 12,817 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 If a lizard smokes weed, it's a mariguana.
McGoohan Feb 2021 7:31am, 4 Feb 2021 48,394 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan My boss calls me "the computer" Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes
Diogenes Feb 2021 8:10am, 4 Feb 2021 57,252 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [*Homer Simpson voice: It's funny because it's true ^ ]
Mountkeen Feb 2021 4:48pm, 4 Feb 2021 445 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Top tip: If you ever date a dominatrix...........never ever suggest its time to hit the sack
Bazoaxe Feb 2021 5:18pm, 4 Feb 2021 18,858 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Ouch
richmac Feb 2021 5:42pm, 4 Feb 2021 15,040 posts	Quote Pin richmac Masochist to sadist "Please torture me" Sadist "No"
McGoohan Feb 2021 3:44pm, 5 Feb 2021 48,414 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Oh no! Just sent a photo of my privates to everyone in my address book! Not only embarrassing but also cost a fortune in stamps.