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Derby Tup Jan 2021 7:29pm, 23 Jan 2021 48,676 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I shouted cow at a woman on a bicycle. She yelled back piss off, arsehole. Then she crashed into the cow. One tries to help
Cheg Jan 2021 7:39pm, 23 Jan 2021 2,375 posts	Quote Pin Cheg haha nice one Derby. I thought I was on the covid thread for a second.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jan 2021 4:15pm, 26 Jan 2021 6,528 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain My psychiatrist told me it would help to write a letter to everyone I hate, then burn them. Now what the f#ck do I do with all the letters?
JRitchie Jan 2021 6:48pm, 26 Jan 2021 2,163 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Twa prawns on a plate, fit ane is the biggest? The languastine. [Apologies to those who live South of the Aberdeenshire border].
HappyG(rrr) Jan 2021 7:07pm, 26 Jan 2021 37,282 posts	Quote Pin HappyG(rrr) [Shouldn't have to apologise Jritchie. The Oldham joke only worked in an English accent and no one compline!]
JRitchie Jan 2021 7:58pm, 26 Jan 2021 2,164 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie 😀👍
Nellers Jan 2021 8:08pm, 26 Jan 2021 38,142 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I get if I read it in a comedy Scottish accent.😉
Groundhog Jan 2021 8:29pm, 26 Jan 2021 1,935 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog Right! Got it! Just YouTubed Billy Connelly talking about having an itchy arse and now it make complete sense
Seratonin Jan 2021 10:38pm, 26 Jan 2021 32,623 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Can't believe what a nice man John Terry is. Apparently, when Frank Lampard arrived home after being sacked, John was already at the house giving Christine a hug on the sofa.
Diogenes Jan 2021 10:45pm, 26 Jan 2021 57,005 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes 😂