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Jan 2021
1:41pm, 6 Jan 2021
2,119 posts
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JRitchie
Love it Bazo. I remember wetting myself laughing one morning listenting to a radio 1phone in of most embarrassing moments and a chap called to say he attended a friends wedding overseas and was the only guest wearing a kilt. The bride wanted a quirky photo of him so the photographer set it up with the kilted man sitting on her lap. When he got up after the picture was taken he had left a skid mark on the dress.
Devastating.
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Jan 2021
2:57pm, 6 Jan 2021
48,388 posts
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Derby Tup
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Jan 2021
3:43pm, 8 Jan 2021
407 posts
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Silent Night Runner
Took my mum for her first shot of the Pfizer vaccine on Wednesday evening. Very quick and easy, and no real side effects to speak of - although she did talk in Bill Gates’ voice for a while afterwards. But I turned her off and on again and she’s fine now.
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Jan 2021
8:29pm, 9 Jan 2021
12,812 posts
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Jason1969
My wife was trying to tell me how to make pancakes. I said "don't worry I've watched loads of YouTube videos"
She said "you've watched loads of porn too but you're still a chap shag"
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Jan 2021
9:55am, 10 Jan 2021
429 posts
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buttscratcher
My neighbour was banging on the wall at 4 o clock this morning, can you believe that.
Lucky I was still up playing music
He banged and shouted “can we have a little respect please”
So I shouted back “ I’m not a big Erasure fan, but ok this ones for you”
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Jan 2021
12:09pm, 11 Jan 2021
12,813 posts
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Jason1969
I said "When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself, the nurse does it for me."
She said "I understand that sir, but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here."
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Jan 2021
3:19pm, 12 Jan 2021
5,947 posts
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daz1927
My Doctor diagnosed me as having anxiety and constipation.
I'm worried shitless.
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Jan 2021
3:21pm, 12 Jan 2021
5,948 posts
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daz1927
Wife: Can you tell me why I found photos of naked women on your phone?
Me: Because you're a nosey fecker!
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Jan 2021
3:22pm, 12 Jan 2021
18,547 posts
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Bazoaxe
Welcome back Daz. I like the first one but the second not as good.
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Jan 2021
8:23pm, 12 Jan 2021
19,259 posts
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Rosehip
Somebody just told me that it’s National Soundcheck Day
12/ 1 / 21
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