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richmac Jan 2021 10:05am, 1 Jan 2021 14,818 posts	Quote Pin richmac Stuart hall, Rolf Harris and max Clifford walked into a pub. * Sitting in the corner was a little Irishman, who looked up and exclaimed " oh no not yewtree again "* *Allegedly
Binks Jan 2021 11:01am, 1 Jan 2021 8,049 posts	Quote Pin Binks I have two new years resolutions. One is to annoy less grammar pedants. The other is to steal fewer jokes from Richard Osman's twitter feed.
Jason1969 Jan 2021 10:00am, 2 Jan 2021 12,810 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I went to the off licence last night. The assistant said "do you need help?" I said "yes but I'm going to buy whiskey instead"
Mushroom Jan 2021 6:10pm, 2 Jan 2021 1,401 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom
Jason1969 Jan 2021 8:03pm, 2 Jan 2021 12,811 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I bought a chameleon. Lost it.
The Terminator Jan 2021 8:42pm, 2 Jan 2021 8,842 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator Got a mate swears positivity is always the answer. I can now state categorically that he is wrong 😢 Anyone know any good electricians?
larkim Jan 2021 9:21pm, 2 Jan 2021 13,062 posts	Quote Pin larkim That's just Karma, Jason.
Jock Itch Jan 2021 9:57pm, 2 Jan 2021 13,348 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Red for Rich
richmac Jan 2021 10:43pm, 2 Jan 2021 14,838 posts	Quote Pin richmac *allegedly
richmac Jan 2021 11:53am, 3 Jan 2021 14,843 posts	Quote Pin richmac I was looking forward to my new life as an anvil in the local forge, although I couldn't figure out what they big hammer was for. Then it struck me