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Jason1969 Dec 2020 11:16pm, 29 Dec 2020 12,808 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Ok, so when other people call their pets "fur baby" it's fine but when I call a kid "skin dog" I'm "disgusting" and "the worst paediatrician in the hospital"
Jason1969 Dec 2020 11:17pm, 29 Dec 2020 12,809 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I can't believe people don't eat the crust. It's still food even it doesn't taste like the rest of the watermelon.
dUNKle Dec 2020 7:57am, 30 Dec 2020 45 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Woke up to a text from a friend. He has just passed his masters degree in “salad studies” He now has lettuce after his name
Derby Tup Dec 2020 8:39am, 30 Dec 2020 48,298 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup We just arranged our first trip in 2021; we are to Iceland in February . . . All being well we are hoping to go to Morrison’s in March
TomahawkMike Dec 2020 4:35pm, 30 Dec 2020 3,134 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike (I will be going a Lidl further with Aldi others to the Amazon)
mr d Dec 2020 4:39pm, 30 Dec 2020 4,157 posts	Quote Pin mr d You should be Sainsburied for that Mike.
XB Dec 2020 4:41pm, 30 Dec 2020 11,018 posts	Quote Pin XB What type of toothbrush does a Master of Suspense use? Oral-B Revealed.
dUNKle Dec 2020 8:11pm, 30 Dec 2020 46 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Well that was awkward. Turned up at mates house just as his other half was storming out. She says she has had it with his obsession with Supermarkets As I arrived he was on doorstep shouting “Waitrose”
JulesR Dec 2020 2:48pm, 31 Dec 2020 25,738 posts	Quote Pin JulesR Man goes into a pet shop & asks “can I buy a wasp?”. Pet shop owner says “I’m sorry but we don’t sell wasps” Man replies “Well you’ve got one in the window”
JulesR Dec 2020 2:50pm, 31 Dec 2020 25,739 posts	Quote Pin JulesR Man goes into the same pet shop (maybe) & asks for a dozen bees. The pet shop owner gives him 13. Man tells owner “you’ve only charged me for 12” Owner replies “well the 13th is a freebee”