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The Terminator
The Terminator
Jan 2021
12:38pm, 3 Jan 2021
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Anyone had their sovereignty arrive yet? I've been waiting for mine and am a bit worried it is stuck in customs?
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Jan 2021
8:19pm, 3 Jan 2021
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Not sure you need an *allegedly in there when two are dead and the other is banged up!
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
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I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?"

"Is this her first child?" he asked.

"No, this is her husband."
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
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When the doctor told me that there was a cure for dyslexia,

it was music to my arse!
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
8:40pm, 3 Jan 2021
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No queues, delays or wars at Dover the last 3 days I'm afraid. My heart goes out to BBC and Sky News at this difficult time.
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
8:45pm, 3 Jan 2021
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I bought my girlfriend a pen for Christmas.

I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out...
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
8:47pm, 3 Jan 2021
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Drinking at home, instead of the pub is becoming a right pain in the arse.

I nearly asked our lass for her phone number....
daz1927
daz1927
Jan 2021
2:11pm, 4 Jan 2021
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Tier 5 means even if you want to drink at home, on your own, you must serve yourself scotch eggs.
McGoohan
McGoohan
Jan 2021
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Can anyone remember the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jan 2021
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Diogenes
Was it yours alone, or a joint effort?

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