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Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2020 11:44am, 26 Dec 2020 6,978 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Wait for it...........
dUNKle Dec 2020 10:39pm, 26 Dec 2020 44 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle How do you wash a dolphin? You use all porpoise cleaner.
HarkyHarkHark Dec 2020 1:09pm, 27 Dec 2020 13,764 posts	Quote Pin HarkyHarkHark Did you hear there's a new self-help group for compulsive talkers? Its called On & On Anon.
Jock Itch Dec 2020 9:44pm, 27 Dec 2020 13,345 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus Horiblis
richmachristmas Dec 2020 12:12pm, 28 Dec 2020 14,780 posts	Quote Pin richmachristmas I found an old hot wheel car I own but had lost since the late 70's, It's a model of a Ferrari Daytona, they are selling for about £30 on ebay. That colonic irrigation has nearly paid for itself.
Diogenes Dec 2020 1:13pm, 28 Dec 2020 56,164 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Anus mirablas
daz1927 Dec 2020 7:21pm, 28 Dec 2020 5,936 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Wife said that one of the stairs was creaking and what would I recommend? 'Going on a diet' is apparently not the correct answer.......
daz1927 Dec 2020 7:22pm, 28 Dec 2020 5,937 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I'm selling my Sooty, Sweep and Sue puppet collection. Only want £200 for someone to take them off my hands.
daz1927 Dec 2020 11:11am, 29 Dec 2020 5,938 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 My New Years' resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth. I bet yours is losing weight?
daz1927 Dec 2020 9:00pm, 29 Dec 2020 5,939 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Just spilt some milk whilst in the middle of chopping onions. Didn't know what to do with myself.