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Nicholls595 Dec 2020 12:17pm, 24 Dec 2020 23,150 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I'm thinking of having bucks fizz tomorrow morning. Still making my mind up.
Cyclopstheoneeyedreindeer Dec 2020 12:36pm, 24 Dec 2020 4,257 posts	Quote Pin Cyclopstheoneeyedreindeer If you decide to, N595, take a photograph as the camera never lies.
Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2020 1:11pm, 24 Dec 2020 6,964 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear I’m not sure whether I want to see some more.
richmachristmas Dec 2020 4:21pm, 24 Dec 2020 14,764 posts	Quote Pin richmachristmas Bucks Fizz gags? I'll have a piece of the action
run-forest-run Dec 2020 5:47pm, 24 Dec 2020 3,185 posts	Quote Pin run-forest-run Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn
Nellers Dec 2020 7:16pm, 24 Dec 2020 37,806 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Why was Fetcheveryone put into lockdown? Is it Plague?
daz1927 Dec 2020 11:38am, 26 Dec 2020 5,932 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Didn't pluck the feathers from the goose yesterday and now I'm feeling down in the dumps.
daz1927 Dec 2020 11:39am, 26 Dec 2020 5,933 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 My pair of trousers I had for Christmas need shortening and my neighbour, who is a tailor, said he'd pop round this morning to sort them. Hope he turns up.
daz1927 Dec 2020 11:41am, 26 Dec 2020 5,934 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious
daz1927 Dec 2020 11:41am, 26 Dec 2020 5,935 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I always wanted to be a millionaire just like my Dad. He always wanted to be a millionaire too.