Joke of the day........
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Dec 2020
1:15pm, 23 Dec 2020
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Binks
Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families. Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically. |
Dec 2020
1:28pm, 23 Dec 2020
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mr d
Heard the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend?
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Dec 2020
1:37pm, 23 Dec 2020
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McGoohan
This stupid panic buying is ridiculous. I've just paid £15 for Oxo cubes... The stock market's gone crazy! |
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Dec 2020
1:37pm, 23 Dec 2020
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McGoohan
There was 50 percent off glasses in Specsavers yesterday... I came out with a monocle! |
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Dec 2020
1:38pm, 23 Dec 2020
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McGoohan
I was waiting outside B&Q and my friend called and asked how big the queue was... I said, "The same size as the B!" |
Dec 2020
7:10am, 24 Dec 2020
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richmachristmas
I've just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver. So I spent all that money and I've still got nothing to chauffeur it. |
Dec 2020
9:52am, 24 Dec 2020
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Diogenes
I’ve got my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, it’s just a stocking filler |
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Dec 2020
10:07am, 24 Dec 2020
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richmachristmas
Were stumped for ideas Dio?
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Dec 2020
10:08am, 24 Dec 2020
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richmachristmas
*you
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Dec 2020
12:11pm, 24 Dec 2020
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mr d
fetcheveryone.com/forum/joke-of-the-day-7848/1983 Not the first time it's been posted this year either. |
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