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mr d Dec 2020 2:00pm, 22 Dec 2020 4,068 posts	Quote Pin mr d * barge pole, ffs Our donkey ate the Christmas tree ... which was a pine in the Ass.
mr d Dec 2020 2:02pm, 22 Dec 2020 4,069 posts	Quote Pin mr d Remember a puppy isn't just for Christmas. With any luck there will be some left over for Boxing Day.
Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 2:22pm, 22 Dec 2020 1,398 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 2:43pm, 22 Dec 2020 7,546 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Glass Bauble It’s just the tip of the iceberg DeeGee.
Jason1969 Dec 2020 8:02pm, 22 Dec 2020 12,807 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I tried to re-marry my ex-wife but she worked out I was only after my money.
daz1927 Dec 2020 8:21pm, 22 Dec 2020 5,931 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 The wife and I walked passed a swanky, expensive restaurant last night. She said " The aroma of their cooking from there is absolutely gorgeous" Being a spontaneous sort of guy, I thought I would treat her. So I turned her around and we walked past it again.
Snoot Dec 2020 9:42pm, 22 Dec 2020 1,171 posts	Quote Pin Snoot It’s Radicchios isn’t it FGB!
mr d Dec 2020 9:47pm, 22 Dec 2020 4,075 posts	Quote Pin mr d Hear the one about the cannibal who passed his cousin in the woods?
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 10:08am, 23 Dec 2020 7,551 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Glass Bauble https://youtu.be/-sAvnhY0-5A
Mozzer Dec 2020 11:52am, 23 Dec 2020 25 posts	Quote Pin Mozzer Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do??" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First let's make sure he's dead" There is silence and then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?!