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daz1927 Jan 2021 8:53am, 17 Jan 2021 5,953 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Why did dick go crazy? Someone was playing with his head.
swittle Jan 2021 9:48pm, 17 Jan 2021 72,228 posts	Quote Pin swittle From Big Al, my optician:
Sushi. Jan 2021 10:15pm, 17 Jan 2021 24,083 posts	Quote Pin Sushi. 2 things to amuse there Switts. Trump with school bag and Johnson being altruistic!
Derby Tup Jan 2021 10:15pm, 17 Jan 2021 48,587 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup One’s more believable than t’other
swittle Jan 2021 10:16pm, 17 Jan 2021 72,236 posts	Quote Pin swittle Joke writer's licence, perhaps, Sushi!
Jock Itch Jan 2021 10:16pm, 17 Jan 2021 13,351 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus
Jason1969 Jan 2021 8:18pm, 20 Jan 2021 12,815 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I hired a landscape gardener but he couldn't help me as my garden is portrait.
Diogenes Jan 2021 9:18pm, 20 Jan 2021 56,801 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [that one really made me laugh]
daz1927 Jan 2021 7:55am, 23 Jan 2021 5,954 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 A woman with large breasts got on the bus and said: "Are you going to Oldham?" And that's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
honestmackem Jan 2021 2:20pm, 23 Jan 2021 752 posts	Quote Pin honestmackem My friend claimed that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it