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richmac Nov 2020 8:42pm, 13 Nov 2020 14,574 posts	0 richmac As far as I can tell we're all doomed. Peter Sutcliffe has spent nearly 40 years in lockdown, still gets covid. To soon?
Cheg Nov 2020 8:46pm, 13 Nov 2020 2,046 posts	0 Cheg Never too soon. A nice bit of covid news.
colindglen Nov 2020 8:43am, 14 Nov 2020 1,065 posts	0 colindglen
Muttley Nov 2020 7:06pm, 15 Nov 2020 922 posts	0 Muttley My dad had an open door policy at work. A shame really, because he was a submarine commander.
Jason1969 Nov 2020 7:31pm, 15 Nov 2020 12,803 posts	0 Jason1969 Someone phoned me just now. They sneezed and hung up. I hate cold callers.
Nicholls595 Nov 2020 1:05pm, 16 Nov 2020 22,715 posts	0 Nicholls595 Rick Astley: What do you want for Christmas? Wife: The dvd of that film "UP" Rick Astley: No
Derby Tup Nov 2020 1:06pm, 16 Nov 2020 47,740 posts	0 Derby Tup Terrible
mattglen_ Nov 2020 1:31pm, 16 Nov 2020 164 posts	0 mattglen_ But if he doesn’t, isn’t he letting her down?
Stander Nov 2020 3:40pm, 16 Nov 2020 149 posts	0 Stander I'm trying to play the new Rick Astley boardgame. But the instructions just say "You know the rules, and so do I"
dUNKle Nov 2020 12:13pm, 17 Nov 2020 40 posts	0 dUNKle Strangely, Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman