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richmac Nov 2020 7:33am, 11 Nov 2020 14,558 posts	0 richmac I've been trying to come up with a mythology gag as good as Jason's but I've failed. Seems I don't have that Midas touch.
Diogenes Nov 2020 7:57am, 11 Nov 2020 54,676 posts	0 Diogenes [Midas smell?]
Dooogs Nov 2020 8:06am, 11 Nov 2020 6,350 posts	0 Dooogs >> Maclennane 11:28am, 10 Nov 2020 25998 posts 8 This bloke said to me, he said can you tell me your availability to run a football team in Sheffield? I said I can’t manage Wednesday.>> [Bonus points for topicality: I'm not sure anyone bloody can!]
riggys99 Nov 2020 8:19am, 11 Nov 2020 82 posts	0 riggys99 [doogs. as a lifelong Wednesday fan I am certain nobody can manage Wednesday 😬]
Nellers Nov 2020 8:25am, 11 Nov 2020 37,614 posts	0 Nellers I can't think of a good Greek Mythology joke either Richmac, and it'th making my head thor. I do wish Medusa would stop objectifying people though.
Chrisity Nov 2020 8:33am, 11 Nov 2020 18,291 posts	0 Chrisity Went to Crete on a cruise ship, but we only had an hour there. All i could manage was a minor tour of Knossos.
larkim Nov 2020 8:40am, 11 Nov 2020 12,627 posts	0 larkim I used to know loads of Greek Mythology jokes but the Achilles one is the only one which Styx.
Dooogs Nov 2020 8:40am, 11 Nov 2020 6,351 posts	0 Dooogs [Riggys - yep, I can empathise. With family from Firth Park and Shiregreen, I never stood a chance ]
Diogenes Nov 2020 8:47am, 11 Nov 2020 54,679 posts	0 Diogenes What music does Sisyphus's listen to all the time? Rock n Roll
richmac Nov 2020 9:30am, 11 Nov 2020 14,560 posts	0 richmac I sent my mother a funny picture depicting an ancient Greek king a and a solid fuel stove. "What's that?" She asked It's an Agamememom