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Maclennane Nov 2020 9:14am, 6 Nov 2020 25,982 posts	0 Maclennane Presumably you have to furlough the sheep too
Eynsham Red Nov 2020 9:45am, 6 Nov 2020 6,600 posts	0 Eynsham Red You’d have to woollough the sheep because they don’t have fur.
Maclennane Nov 2020 10:29am, 6 Nov 2020 25,984 posts	0 Maclennane This second lockdown is terrible. I've just had to tell my suitcase that we're not going on holiday this year Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage
swittle Nov 2020 10:38am, 6 Nov 2020 69,541 posts	0 swittle ^
CaptainDad Nov 2020 10:51am, 6 Nov 2020 2,721 posts	0 CaptainDad Living in Dublin and being a big Leinster fan, Enya is really looking forward to the new format of the Heineken Cup. She's hoping lockdown will be lifted and she can get over to Manchester for her favourite fixture Sale away
richmac Nov 2020 12:11pm, 6 Nov 2020 14,539 posts	0 richmac ^ &I thought mt gags were convoluted!
XB Nov 2020 5:32pm, 6 Nov 2020 10,649 posts	0 XB What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
Chrisity Nov 2020 7:31pm, 6 Nov 2020 18,277 posts	0 Chrisity Not Russell Grant then?
daz1927 Nov 2020 8:23pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,909 posts	0 daz1927 I saw a young girl busking today. Great voice, and a cracking pair of legs 😜 "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp....
daz1927 Nov 2020 8:23pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,910 posts	0 daz1927 I was in a clothes shop and I picked out a really nice shirt, then I went over to the woman standing by the changing rooms. "Mind if I try it on?" I asked. "No, go ahead." I said, "You've got great tits."