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Joke of the day........

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7:41pm, 4 Nov 2020
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Rosehip
Nov 2020
9:14pm, 4 Nov 2020
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JRitchie
Very good. I doubt following a star to find the son of God would ever been considered an essential journey and you couldn't share the trip on your camel with someone outside your bubble.
Nov 2020
9:35pm, 4 Nov 2020
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Cheg
Yeah but if the Kings were from the same household could potentially form a childcare bubble with Mary and Joseph.
Nov 2020
9:48am, 5 Nov 2020
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Eynsham Red
They’d probably have to isolate though having travelled from abroad.
Nov 2020
9:52am, 5 Nov 2020
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Salty Dog
"And where do you 3 wise guys think you're going???"
"We've eh.... got eye tests booked in Bethlehem.."
Nov 2020
11:24am, 5 Nov 2020
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Stander
What do you call a woman with no arsehole?

Divorced.
Nov 2020
12:45pm, 5 Nov 2020
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DocM
(could be that she never married the arsehole in the first place)
Nov 2020
12:54pm, 5 Nov 2020
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Derby Tup
[sensible life choice]
Nov 2020
12:55pm, 5 Nov 2020
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Nicholls595
(full of shit?)
Nov 2020
10:22pm, 5 Nov 2020
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Jason1969
Why furlough the shepherds?
Don't they count as key workers?

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