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Joke of the day........

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6:36pm, 2 Nov 2020
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Chrisity
Nov 2020
7:41pm, 2 Nov 2020
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Diogenes
[not 100% sure myself really, I saw it on Twitter and thought it was relevant :-)
caw
Nov 2020
7:44pm, 2 Nov 2020
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caw
If anyone wants to talk about fear of locks, my door is always open.
Nov 2020
8:06pm, 2 Nov 2020
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dUNKle
Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.

They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks.
Nov 2020
9:00pm, 2 Nov 2020
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The Terminator
I’m not saying I had a heavy weekend or anything but I’ve just had a COVID test and when the swab came out my nose it shook hands with everybody in the room and chatted shit for 2 hours.
Nov 2020
10:05pm, 2 Nov 2020
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fazmo
I hope the electric jests only last Faraday
Nov 2020
10:18pm, 2 Nov 2020
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fazmo
... or two
Nov 2020
10:19pm, 2 Nov 2020
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Seratonin
I've lost the capacitor to bear these electrical puns!
Nov 2020
10:24pm, 2 Nov 2020
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Badger
They'll all be coming round again soon I'm afraid, your know what this thread is like for short circuits.
Nov 2020
10:26pm, 2 Nov 2020
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fazmo
yeah they're painful, they really Hertz

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