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Eynsham Red Nov 2020 3:16pm, 2 Nov 2020 6,583 posts	0 Eynsham Red Did you hear the one about the Virgin Pilot........
mushroom Nov 2020 3:19pm, 2 Nov 2020 1,311 posts	0 mushroom If it wasn't for the electrician's poor work, would he have had some landing lights on..?
Markymarkmark Nov 2020 3:20pm, 2 Nov 2020 13,145 posts	0 Markymarkmark (I think it's mostly down to the switch from less neutral topics.)
HappyG(rrr) Nov 2020 3:27pm, 2 Nov 2020 36,291 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) Is it something to do with fly by wire...?
Old Croc Nov 2020 3:38pm, 2 Nov 2020 32,397 posts	0 Old Croc Is your electrician working from ohm?
Dvorak Nov 2020 3:44pm, 2 Nov 2020 21,223 posts	0 Dvorak This thread has been transformered Transistors are futile! Dial "M" for multimeter. A salt and battery!
colindglen Nov 2020 5:36pm, 2 Nov 2020 1,019 posts	0 colindglen I'm going to blow a fuse soon
Diogenes Nov 2020 5:37pm, 2 Nov 2020 54,432 posts	0 Diogenes how do you tell the difference between an electrician and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'unionised
Dvorak Nov 2020 6:11pm, 2 Nov 2020 21,225 posts	0 Dvorak [that took four goes at thinking ]
Cheg Nov 2020 6:16pm, 2 Nov 2020 1,986 posts	0 Cheg Un-ionised is an electrical thing? and unionised like trade unions and strikes? Are plumbers generally members of unions? Sorry I'm having a slow day. I need pictures.