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daz1927 Nov 2020 8:25pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,911 posts	0 daz1927 My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.
daz1927 Nov 2020 9:43pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,912 posts	0 daz1927 Looking at our lass in bed last night, and I said "You remind me of the lottery " She said "Aww, because I look like a million dollars?" I said "No, I wish you'd fucking roll over"
Dillthedog Nov 2020 9:46pm, 6 Nov 2020 3,874 posts	0 Dillthedog Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it is FOR BIDEN.
daz1927 Nov 2020 10:19pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,913 posts	0 daz1927 I used to go out with a lass who loved to be covered in cheese.. She was a cracker.....
daz1927 Nov 2020 10:23pm, 6 Nov 2020 5,914 posts	0 daz1927 I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy fun, I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked, "Sweetheart, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" "Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got fucking dressed yet"
Pothunter Nov 2020 8:46am, 7 Nov 2020 3,202 posts	0 Pothunter I went to an Abba themed bar last night The toilet was like a maze. What a loo, couldn't escape if I wanted to!
mr d Nov 2020 11:59am, 7 Nov 2020 3,861 posts	0 mr d Amazing that two men in their seventies can keep an election going for days.
Jason1969 Nov 2020 12:08pm, 7 Nov 2020 12,800 posts	0 Jason1969 I like playing chess in the park with old men. But it's difficult to find thirty two of them.
richmac Nov 2020 4:59pm, 7 Nov 2020 14,544 posts	0 richmac I heard Donald Trump was on the golf course when the news he lost the election came in. He head straight to the bunker. (C) swittle.
swittle Nov 2020 5:13pm, 7 Nov 2020 69,580 posts	0 swittle