Joke of the day........

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Diogenes Nov 2020 12:58pm, 20 Nov 2020 55,111 posts	0 Diogenes I spent a lot of time trying to understand the difference between the gallows and the scaffold. In the end I decided it's best not to get hung up these things.
Derby Tup Nov 2020 12:59pm, 20 Nov 2020 47,773 posts	0 Derby Tup No good getting yourself tied up in knots it. Just hang in there Dio and go with the swing of things
colindglen Nov 2020 5:04pm, 20 Nov 2020 1,090 posts	0 colindglen Your humour is roping me in DT
Weean Nov 2020 5:26pm, 20 Nov 2020 1,488 posts	0 Weean I'm just hanging around waiting for the jokes to return
Old Croc Nov 2020 5:29pm, 20 Nov 2020 32,487 posts	0 Old Croc I only need 3 more letters to complete the next joke
dUNKle Nov 2020 5:37pm, 20 Nov 2020 41 posts	0 dUNKle One night daddy balloon tells baby balloon he’s too big now to be getting into bed with him and mummy balloon, and said enough is enough. You must sleep on your own. Baby balloon goes to his own bed but wakes in the night and can’t get back to sleep. So he crawls into bed with mummy and daddy but can’t quite fit. He unties daddy balloons knot and let’s out a little air but still can’t fit. So he unties mummy’s knot and let’s out a little air, but to no avail. In the end he unties his own knot, let’s out a little air, and then snuggles down between mummy and daddy balloon and falls asleep. In the morning daddy balloon wakes up and he is not happy. He turns to baby balloon and says to him crossly, you’ve let me down, you’ve let your mum down, but worst of all son, you’ve let yourself down!
Butz Nov 2020 1:38pm, 21 Nov 2020 97 posts	0 Butz Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo
Markymarkmark Nov 2020 8:04pm, 22 Nov 2020 13,373 posts	0 Markymarkmark When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.
Jock Itch Nov 2020 9:12pm, 22 Nov 2020 13,333 posts	0 Jock Itch In 1997, the Chuckle Brothers won the 'World's Biggest Sheep' contest with their two metre ewe.
JRitchie Nov 2020 7:56am, 23 Nov 2020 2,044 posts	0 JRitchie (Has somebody opened the Xmas Crackers early?)