Joke of the day........

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Fellrunning Nov 2020 7:58am, 23 Nov 2020 2,832 posts	0 Fellrunning Told to me by my wife over breakfast: So Heisenberg and Schrodinger were speeding along when a cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, the driver, "Do you know how fast you were going," to which he replied, "No, but I knew my exact position." Annoyed by the answer, the cop inspects the vehicle and has them pop the trunk. He asks Schroedinger, "Did you know you have a dead cat back here," to which Schroedinger answers, "I do now."
Adrianb1066 Nov 2020 8:15am, 23 Nov 2020 5,355 posts	0 Adrianb1066 😃
Eynsham Red Nov 2020 9:26am, 23 Nov 2020 6,746 posts	0 Eynsham Red [Goes away to google]
Maclennane Nov 2020 10:48am, 23 Nov 2020 26,141 posts	0 Maclennane [wonder how deep down the quantum physics rabbit hole ER is going to go}
swittle Nov 2020 10:49am, 23 Nov 2020 70,061 posts	0 swittle [very Radio 4 ^]
Nellers Nov 2020 10:54am, 23 Nov 2020 37,667 posts	0 Nellers He’ll either be back soon or after an infinite amount of time. Depending on our relative speed we may or may not be aware of which one it was though.
colindglen Nov 2020 12:04pm, 23 Nov 2020 1,096 posts	0 colindglen Bring back the jokes............
Eynsham Red Nov 2020 1:20pm, 23 Nov 2020 6,747 posts	0 Eynsham Red I’m back! I looked, saw that there were no pictures and came away.
Fellrunning Nov 2020 1:51pm, 23 Nov 2020 2,833 posts	0 Fellrunning I'd ask her to come on here and explain it but it'd take a while.
Fellrunning Nov 2020 1:52pm, 23 Nov 2020 2,834 posts	0 Fellrunning Not that you guys are slow. She'd insist on doing it from first principles.