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Eynsham Red Nov 2020 12:24pm, 17 Nov 2020 6,670 posts	0 Eynsham Red That ought to go on the WDYKTTYDNY thread too!
Binks Nov 2020 1:23pm, 17 Nov 2020 8,040 posts	0 Binks I ordered a copy of 'How to Communicate With Deaf People' from Amazon, when the delivery man asked me to sign for it I thought, give me a chance, I’ve not bloody read it yet.
Mountkeen Nov 2020 4:16pm, 17 Nov 2020 436 posts	0 Mountkeen One of my old school friends has lost all his hair these days, but he still keeps his comb in his pocket... he just can't part with it.
Markymarkmark Nov 2020 4:44pm, 17 Nov 2020 13,325 posts	0 Markymarkmark Two flies walking across the top of the same man's head. One turns to the other and says "You know, I remember when it was just a footpath across here."
Mountkeen Nov 2020 6:04pm, 17 Nov 2020 437 posts	0 Mountkeen I've decided I'm having Chicago style pizza for lunch on boxing day, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Deep pan, crisp and even...
Jock Itch Nov 2020 10:29am, 18 Nov 2020 13,332 posts	0 Jock Itch See Joe Wicks is promoting the new Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
Stander Nov 2020 12:45pm, 18 Nov 2020 150 posts	0 Stander What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a little heavy and the other is a little lighter.
FergusG Nov 2020 4:19pm, 18 Nov 2020 4,025 posts	0 FergusG When I was younger, my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager. It wasn't until I was 18 that I realised I had been Fostered
Derby Tup Nov 2020 4:22pm, 18 Nov 2020 47,752 posts	0 Derby Tup
Markymarkmark Nov 2020 8:44pm, 19 Nov 2020 13,352 posts	0 Markymarkmark Did you know that if you put all the cars built since 1959 nose to tail, someone in a BMW would pull out to try and overtake them all?