Joke of the day........

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Old Croc Nov 2020 3:21pm, 24 Nov 2020 32,504 posts	0 Old Croc A cornish pasty in Jamaica costs £2.50 A steak and kidney pie in Trinidad costs £2.35 A cheese pasty in St Kitts costs £2.95 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Binks Nov 2020 6:52pm, 24 Nov 2020 8,042 posts	0 Binks The Pfizer and Modena vaccines were both effective, protective and safe. But the Oxford one seems to be effective, protective, and safe.
Stander Nov 2020 8:58am, 25 Nov 2020 155 posts	0 Stander ?
JK chameleon Nov 2020 9:02am, 25 Nov 2020 12,743 posts	0 JK chameleon [Oxford comma, Stander. Subtle.]
Stander Nov 2020 9:29am, 25 Nov 2020 156 posts	0 Stander Far too highbrow for me.
Maclennane Nov 2020 9:51am, 25 Nov 2020 26,173 posts	0 Maclennane PETER SCHMEICHEL. Ensure your next son grows up with a constant sense of comedic Yiddish dismissal my naming him Michael. (via twop twips)
Derby Tup Nov 2020 12:34pm, 25 Nov 2020 47,860 posts	0 Derby Tup Anyone got any knob jokes?
K5 Gus Nov 2020 12:37pm, 25 Nov 2020 4,183 posts	0 K5 Gus Boris
Eynsham Red Nov 2020 12:38pm, 25 Nov 2020 6,768 posts	0 Eynsham Red Johnson.
mr d Nov 2020 2:05pm, 25 Nov 2020 3,917 posts	0 mr d How do you make your partner scream after an orgasm? Wipe your knob on the curtains.