Joke of the day........

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Raemond May 2020 10:47am, 29 May 2020 5,300 posts	0 Raemond As a Lib Dem I approve the above joke, and all of my fellow party member agrees.
Diogenes May 2020 10:54am, 29 May 2020 49,220 posts	0 Diogenes I'm getting lots of flyers in Mandarin suggesting I enter some multi-sport events. Bloody Triads.
g1ngerrevolution May 2020 2:48pm, 29 May 2020 8,884 posts	0 g1ngerrevolution Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Muttley May 2020 8:28pm, 29 May 2020 695 posts	0 Muttley Coming soon: the Hollywood film about camping during the lockdown. Directed by Tentin Quarantino.
wardi May 2020 6:16pm, 30 May 2020 81 posts	0 wardi There's a nudist convention in my home town tomorrow. I might go along if I've got nothing on.
Eynsham Red May 2020 7:01pm, 30 May 2020 5,916 posts	0 Eynsham Red The Seven Dwarfs have been told that from Monday, they can meet as a group of six. One of them isn’t Happy
Jock Itch May 2020 9:03pm, 30 May 2020 13,236 posts	0 Jock Itch I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe. He said "maybe tomorrow".
Fizz :-) May 2020 9:43pm, 30 May 2020 3,878 posts	0 Fizz :-) [showing your age there, Jock ]
Derby Tup May 2020 9:54pm, 30 May 2020 42,472 posts	0 Derby Tup [wife had to explain it to me]
Markymarkmark May 2020 10:11pm, 30 May 2020 11,670 posts	0 Markymarkmark [I had to go and research it! We were strictly Skippy fans when I was a child!]