Joke of the day........

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Badger May 2020 3:51pm, 28 May 2020 12,308 posts	0 Badger Dio, that's funnier than the actual joke was.
Diogenes May 2020 3:57pm, 28 May 2020 49,179 posts	0 Diogenes (not at all)
daz1927 May 2020 4:39pm, 28 May 2020 5,786 posts	0 daz1927 A mate asked if I'd ever had sex on a bouncy castle? I said, "Yeah, but my wife doesn't like it when I call her that."
daz1927 May 2020 4:42pm, 28 May 2020 5,787 posts	0 daz1927 I've been using a few dating apps recently and I received pics of a cock and an arsehole last night. Why would I want two photos of Piers Morgan?
daz1927 May 2020 4:48pm, 28 May 2020 5,788 posts	0 daz1927 I’m not saying my wife is fat but she has contracted that flesh eating virus. Doctors have given her only two decades to live.
DocM May 2020 4:51pm, 28 May 2020 34,682 posts	0 DocM good to see Daz bringing the thread back to its normal standards
daz1927 May 2020 4:54pm, 28 May 2020 5,789 posts	0 daz1927 Nicola Sturgeon said Scotland can take the first cautious steps towards easing the draconian curbs from May 28. As long as the outbreak remains under control, outdoor exercise will no longer be required.
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 12:20am, 29 May 2020 5,794 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain [gcwenn, you could post a robust defence of Dominic and Boris. Might raise a laugh... 😉 Daz is right, as the temps soar to 20° here it's time to give up exercise and work on that Scottish tan... blue to white to red.]
Jock Itch May 2020 9:49am, 29 May 2020 13,235 posts	0 Jock Itch Someone put a note through my door this morning that said 12-8=4. I'm sick of these bloody takeaway leaflets.
Binks May 2020 10:44am, 29 May 2020 8,017 posts	0 Binks After Boris Johnson announces we can now meet up in groups of 6 the Liberal Democrats announce that their party conference will go ahead as normal next week.