Joke of the day........

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Dillthedog May 2020 6:32am, 31 May 2020 3,758 posts	0 Dillthedog Those were the days. Flipper the bush kangaroo
Markymarkmark May 2020 8:53am, 31 May 2020 11,672 posts	0 Markymarkmark And on that subject..... In this unusual time of global pandemic crisis, and in the light of their successful handling of the situation, Australia have offered to send the UK their help and support. Skippy arrives at Heathrow next Wednesday.
daz1927 May 2020 11:39am, 31 May 2020 5,790 posts	0 daz1927 I walked up to a girl in the pub and said, "You know, you truly are beautiful." "Why, thank you," she giggled. "I thought you were about to say something rude and sexist." I replied, "Sorry, love. I was talking to your tits."...
swittle May 2020 11:40am, 31 May 2020 64,269 posts	0 swittle yawn
JRitchie May 2020 5:55pm, 31 May 2020 1,824 posts	0 JRitchie Why should every team have an ice lolly in it? Because for them, everything is popsicle. (Stolen from a 7y/old radio joke phone in).
TomahawkMike Jun 2020 12:36pm, 1 Jun 2020 2,979 posts	0 TomahawkMike jRitchie, I must be missing something that 7 year olds understand. I don't get that joke.
Diogenes Jun 2020 12:48pm, 1 Jun 2020 49,316 posts	0 Diogenes (I think it is popsicle/possible)
Stander Jun 2020 3:49pm, 1 Jun 2020 12 posts	0 Stander I didn't get it either. Does that make me more or less intelligent than a 7 year old?
Nellers Jun 2020 3:58pm, 1 Jun 2020 36,424 posts	0 Nellers I don't think that joke is the thing Stander.;-)
JRitchie Jun 2020 4:51pm, 1 Jun 2020 1,826 posts	0 JRitchie Well it made me laugh. Maybe the humour is in the way it’s delivered.