Joke of the day........

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JRitchie Jun 2020 4:52pm, 1 Jun 2020 1,827 posts	0 JRitchie I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
JRitchie Jun 2020 4:52pm, 1 Jun 2020 1,828 posts	0 JRitchie ...... was that one any better ?
Eynsham Red Jun 2020 5:26pm, 1 Jun 2020 5,931 posts	0 Eynsham Red It’s understandable, but better 🤔
Surrey Phil Jun 2020 6:24pm, 1 Jun 2020 4,047 posts	0 Surrey Phil Why do I think of the responses to Vic Reeves' jokes on Shooting Stars every time I hear that joke?
The Terminator Jun 2020 9:51pm, 1 Jun 2020 8,803 posts	0 The Terminator Those space X astronauts aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.
Jock Itch Jun 2020 8:23am, 2 Jun 2020 13,238 posts	0 Jock Itch My boss was supposed to deliver a training course on 'Innuendo's In The Workplace' after many staff members complained about me... Unfortunately she wasn't well and couldn't attend, so I had to fill her slot instead!
daz1927 Jun 2020 1:17pm, 2 Jun 2020 5,791 posts	0 daz1927 A friend bumped into a rather large angry cross-eyed woman trying to go into a club as she was coming out. ‘Why don’t you look where you’re going’? she bellowed! ‘Why don’t you go where you’re looking’! responded my friend
daz1927 Jun 2020 1:20pm, 2 Jun 2020 5,792 posts	0 daz1927 I got a DVD on how to improve my love making. I fast forwarded the boring bit on foreplay.
Binks Jun 2020 1:49pm, 2 Jun 2020 8,018 posts	0 Binks How many Chinese whisperers does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.
Jock Itch Jun 2020 6:35pm, 2 Jun 2020 13,240 posts	0 Jock Itch For sale: Muhammad Ali DVD collection. George Foreman grill. Both boxed.