Joke of the day........

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Markymarkmark Jun 2020 8:58pm, 2 Jun 2020 11,724 posts	0 Markymarkmark I have a friend who is a pilot for Ryanair but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a right mess of the landing . . .
DeeGee Jun 2020 10:52pm, 2 Jun 2020 19,329 posts	0 DeeGee No, if he was Ryanair he'd have finished early and played a trumpet.
Eynsham Red Jun 2020 8:55am, 3 Jun 2020 5,941 posts	0 Eynsham Red ....and hi mate would try to sell you a lottery scratch card.
Eynsham Red Jun 2020 8:55am, 3 Jun 2020 5,942 posts	0 Eynsham Red his
McGoohan Jun 2020 9:03am, 3 Jun 2020 45,582 posts	0 McGoohan Cold dark tombs That's a bit cryptic
Red Squirrel Jun 2020 6:47pm, 3 Jun 2020 21,452 posts	0 Red Squirrel I know what you mean Surrey Phil. Leans his head on his hand and tilts to one side as he's saying it. Terminator - the astronaut/gorilla/horse joke ... I don't get it ...?
swittle Jun 2020 6:49pm, 3 Jun 2020 64,355 posts	0 swittle [it's a ref. to a film, isn't it? ]
um Jun 2020 7:32pm, 3 Jun 2020 2,592 posts	0 um Red Squirrel - I assume it's a ref to Planet of the Apes - and if the SpaceX men come back and apes rule the world ...
Diogenes Jun 2020 7:35pm, 3 Jun 2020 49,415 posts	0 Diogenes Can’t say it’d be a backward step
Derby Tup Jun 2020 7:48pm, 3 Jun 2020 42,620 posts	0 Derby Tup I took it to be a reference to Planet of the Apes. I’d forgotten they rode horse