Joke of the day........

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Jun 2020
9:10pm, 7 Jun 2020
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daz1927
I think I might have used too much softener when I washed my underwear.

I haven't had an erection for a week....
Jun 2020
11:41am, 9 Jun 2020
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Nicholls595
facebook.com
Jun 2020
6:34pm, 9 Jun 2020
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JRitchie
why did the pervert cross the road?

because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

In honour of Rik Mayall
Jun 2020
7:45pm, 9 Jun 2020
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Silent Runner
Ah, the classic "Sorry, this content isn't available at this time" joke. That's almost as good as that "Removed by moderator" one.
Jun 2020
7:21am, 10 Jun 2020
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Diogenes
[Iwan Thomas tweeted the BA pilot joke last night]
Jun 2020
7:43am, 10 Jun 2020
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Nicholls595
~ The missing link was the Virgin pilot joke copied from Tim Vine Joke page. ~
Jun 2020
8:23am, 10 Jun 2020
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Markymarkmark
4 more to go, Nicholls.
Jun 2020
9:34am, 10 Jun 2020
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Nicholls595
Who had a hit with "Stayin alive"?

A) Gees

B) Gees

C) Gees

D) Gees
Jun 2020
10:22am, 10 Jun 2020
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DeeGee
It wasn't me!
Jun 2020
10:35am, 10 Jun 2020
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Diogenes
My local convenience store is called CeeGees, I'll ask them if it was them.

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