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57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2020 11:12am, 11 Jun 2020 5,871 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain
Jock Itch Jun 2020 12:03pm, 11 Jun 2020 13,246 posts	0 Jock Itch A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night... Police are currently scouring the area!
larkim Jun 2020 12:15pm, 11 Jun 2020 11,238 posts	0 larkim [Surely the theives in possession of the brillo pads are the ones scouring?]
GordonG Jun 2020 12:57pm, 11 Jun 2020 8,208 posts	0 GordonG lol Larkim! a thief broke in to New Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police currently have nothing to go on.
Silent Runner Jun 2020 5:55pm, 11 Jun 2020 335 posts	0 Silent Runner Two men were sentenced today for stealing a calendar. They got six months each.
Raemond Jun 2020 6:07pm, 11 Jun 2020 5,480 posts	0 Raemond Two men were arrested in Noord Brabant recently for stealing and then consuming batteries and fireworks. One was charged, and the other let off
Dillthedog Jun 2020 6:13pm, 11 Jun 2020 3,771 posts	0 Dillthedog Our cat has been charged for persistent hunting. He’s been placed under mouse arrest
Shortcut Cam Jun 2020 9:06am, 12 Jun 2020 1,360 posts	0 Shortcut Cam What time is Sean Connery expected at Wimbledon? Tennish
Nicholls595 Jun 2020 9:15am, 12 Jun 2020 20,724 posts	0 Nicholls595 Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says, “May I just say one word?” “Sure,” she replies. “Plethora.” The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Maclennane Jun 2020 9:17am, 12 Jun 2020 24,642 posts	0 Maclennane somebody dug a giant hole in Andover last night. Police are looking into it