Joke of the day........

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JRitchie Jun 2020 7:34am, 14 Jun 2020 1,844 posts	0 JRitchie Fraudsters are telling people that if you put a fiver in batter and deep fry it, it will turn into a £50.00 note. Several victims have already frittered away their savings.
Brunski Jun 2020 1:57pm, 14 Jun 2020 1,683 posts	0 Brunski The wife said that if I was bored I should maybe make a bird table. Now she's kicking off after missing out on the top 10.
mattglen_ Jun 2020 5:34pm, 14 Jun 2020 136 posts	0 mattglen_ My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockedown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
Derby Tup Jun 2020 5:38pm, 14 Jun 2020 43,169 posts	0 Derby Tup [sent to my father in law - always the sign of a slightly corny, funny but not sweary joke often based on a terrible pun]
daz1927 Jun 2020 6:14am, 16 Jun 2020 5,796 posts	0 daz1927 They told me I’d be no good at poetry because I’m dyslexic. Just to prove them wrong, I’ve already made three jugs and a vase.
Brunski Jun 2020 11:03am, 17 Jun 2020 1,684 posts	0 Brunski A bloke on the dancefloor is breakdancing, moonwalking, back flipping, the works. A woman at the bar turns to her husband and says "See that guy there?, 20 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband looked up from his drink "looks like he's still celebrating"
TheBeardRunner (aka Abul Choudhury Jun 2020 11:47am, 17 Jun 2020 964 posts	0 TheBeardRunner (aka Abul Choudhury 😅
Jock Itch Jun 2020 8:44pm, 17 Jun 2020 13,250 posts	0 Jock Itch Found a box of Viagra the other night but I took one and it didn't work.. Must be past their swell by date!
Diogenes Jun 2020 8:30am, 18 Jun 2020 49,955 posts	0 Diogenes How can we generate more business for the Royal Mail? Answers on a postcard, please.
Ted Jun 2020 4:58pm, 18 Jun 2020 14,626 posts	0 Ted At long last Autopsy club is re-opening. Thursday night is open Mike night.