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Cog Noscensme AHA Jun 2020 7:53am, 19 Jun 2020 632 posts	0 Cog Noscensme AHA I'm into flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. Am I flogging a dead horse?
Diogenes Jun 2020 7:54am, 19 Jun 2020 49,992 posts	0 Diogenes (No, just an old joke )
Binks Jun 2020 1:26pm, 19 Jun 2020 8,019 posts	0 Binks Now that non-essential shopping has been approved Spurs just bought a trophy cabinet.
mr d Jun 2020 1:32pm, 19 Jun 2020 3,665 posts	0 mr d As a new book alleges Donald Trump thought Finland was controlled by Russia, Finnish authorities say to be fair they thought the same about him.
Stander Jun 2020 1:35pm, 19 Jun 2020 14 posts	0 Stander Bilbo Baggins has died with an erection. Old hobbits die hard.
mushroom Jun 2020 4:19pm, 19 Jun 2020 1,164 posts	0 mushroom You can always count on an abacus
ftrobbie Jun 2020 5:05pm, 19 Jun 2020 80 posts	0 ftrobbie Air conditioners and computers both become useless when you open windows.
Groundhog Jun 2020 6:10pm, 20 Jun 2020 878 posts	0 Groundhog When I run a race I like to wear my lucky pants. I've had them for 10 years and I'm sticking to them.
TheBeardRunner (aka Abul Choudhury Jun 2020 6:25pm, 20 Jun 2020 1,174 posts	0 TheBeardRunner (aka Abul Choudhury 😂
Sushi. Jun 2020 10:18am, 21 Jun 2020 23,406 posts	0 Sushi. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird