Joke of the day........

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Red Squirrel Jun 2020 8:18pm, 3 Jun 2020 21,454 posts	0 Red Squirrel Ah, I saw those films at my secondary school's film society many years ago. Agree Dio.
Jock Itch Jun 2020 9:21am, 4 Jun 2020 13,241 posts	0 Jock Itch Just lost my job as a dermatologist... I've just been handed my E45!
Cog Noscensme AHA Jun 2020 6:24pm, 4 Jun 2020 627 posts	0 Cog Noscensme AHA My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
The Terminator Jun 2020 1:46pm, 5 Jun 2020 8,804 posts	0 The Terminator What's the difference between queueing 3 hours in IKEA or the House of Commons? In IKEA you get a cabinet that works.
Bazoaxe Jun 2020 2:36pm, 5 Jun 2020 16,627 posts	0 Bazoaxe I like that. You could also say that both cabinets have a screw loose.
Nellers Jun 2020 3:24pm, 5 Jun 2020 36,457 posts	0 Nellers Or they both have spare parts.
B Rubble Jun 2020 3:44pm, 5 Jun 2020 2,507 posts	0 B Rubble Or they fall apart when subject to any pressure.
mushroom Jun 2020 3:48pm, 5 Jun 2020 1,158 posts	0 mushroom
Bazoaxe Jun 2020 4:32pm, 5 Jun 2020 16,632 posts	0 Bazoaxe Fell for it
mushroom Jun 2020 4:39pm, 5 Jun 2020 1,159 posts	0 mushroom