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Maclennane May 2020 3:37pm, 28 May 2020 24,503 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Well that's us told.
Diogenes May 2020 3:37pm, 28 May 2020 49,174 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I respectfully disagree, I would prefer to see topical jokes and satire than reworks of the old chestnuts.
Diogenes May 2020 3:38pm, 28 May 2020 49,175 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I'd go a long way to hear a good political joke.
Raemond May 2020 3:41pm, 28 May 2020 5,286 posts	Quote Pin Raemond about 260 miles each way, Diode?
jda May 2020 3:41pm, 28 May 2020 7,486 posts	Quote Pin jda You can listen to one at 5pm giving the daily briefing. (runs away quickly)
Nicholls595 May 2020 3:45pm, 28 May 2020 20,574 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595
Badger May 2020 3:47pm, 28 May 2020 12,306 posts	Quote Pin Badger I feel we've managed plenty of political jokes in the past, against a wide range of suspects, without the thread turning into a political argument, and it would be a shame to ban them provided they're reasonably funny. (Spare us the three parachutes joke). Binks posted one a while back which politically I utterly disagreed with, but it was hilarious. I might even have pinned it
Badger May 2020 3:48pm, 28 May 2020 12,307 posts	Quote Pin Badger Anyway. There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But lets change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."
Diogenes May 2020 3:50pm, 28 May 2020 49,178 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I like it. It's a metaphor for the political system with the statues being the proletariat and the pigeon being the state
Neal May 2020 3:50pm, 28 May 2020 128 posts	Quote Pin Neal If you want topical jokes, here's a few from Kay Burley, had Matt Hancock in stitches! metro.co.uk