Joke of the day........

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Nellers May 2020 6:10pm, 27 May 2020 36,379 posts	0 Nellers New golf term: A Cummings is a long drive that finishes out of bounds. (I don't play golf but I'm told that's the right terminology and might even be funny)
um May 2020 6:34pm, 27 May 2020 2,509 posts	0 um Whereas a Cummings Chip is a short shot to a green you can't see?
Binks May 2020 6:50pm, 27 May 2020 8,016 posts	0 Binks STAY ALERT; CONTROL THE VIRUS; SAVE LIVES is an anagram of EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE (probably. Haven't checked)
Eynsham Red May 2020 7:09pm, 27 May 2020 5,891 posts	0 Eynsham Red [I have and it is]
mushroom May 2020 8:27pm, 27 May 2020 1,155 posts	0 mushroom It's also an anagram of: SHIT ON ALL... ..with a few spare letters
Jock Itch May 2020 6:44am, 28 May 2020 13,233 posts	0 Jock Itch Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb... I have to say, I still prefer custard!
Jock Itch May 2020 7:39am, 28 May 2020 13,234 posts	0 Jock Itch Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them... It's a case of in one ear and out the udder!
McGoohan May 2020 9:39am, 28 May 2020 45,504 posts	0 McGoohan STAY ALERT; CONTROL THE VIRUS; SAVE LIVES Here's another anagram: Conservative lies; truthless lavatory
Stander May 2020 11:26am, 28 May 2020 9 posts	0 Stander My only chemistry joke. Despite what they tell you, technically - unless it's 100% proof - alcohol is a solution.
gcwenn May 2020 3:35pm, 28 May 2020 3,572 posts	0 gcwenn Let's keep politics off this thread hey? There is another thread for your echo Chambers called "politics". Thanks in advance