Joke of the day........

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swittle May 2020 10:54pm, 25 May 2020 64,115 posts	0 swittle ^[Is that a Les Dawson gag?]
swittle May 2020 10:55pm, 25 May 2020 64,116 posts	0 swittle ^[Direct from t'net but it's much older.]
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 7:58am, 26 May 2020 5,770 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Dominic Cummings press conference went 'really well' says Prince Andrew.
Bazoaxe May 2020 8:21am, 26 May 2020 16,531 posts	0 Bazoaxe Not sure that qualifies as a joke as its probably pretty close to the actual truth.
Running on the Spot May 2020 2:32pm, 26 May 2020 269 posts	0 Running on the Spot
daz1927 May 2020 2:55pm, 26 May 2020 5,784 posts	0 daz1927 The wife was baking and told me to go to the shop and get some dates. So I'm meeting the shelf stacker tonight, and the checkout girl on Saturday....
Mountkeen May 2020 3:04pm, 26 May 2020 419 posts	0 Mountkeen Well...........this lockdown can go three ways. You either come out a hunk, a chunk or a drunk........
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 3:13pm, 26 May 2020 5,779 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain
M1nty May 2020 5:07pm, 26 May 2020 620 posts	0 M1nty Can Coroan Virsu affect tour eyesight? No, it's a mtyh, neirthr does wnaking.
Sigh May 2020 6:44pm, 26 May 2020 6,395 posts	0 Sigh