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Joke of the day........

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May 2020
1:30pm, 23 May 2020
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daz1927
Received a wrong number call from a recruitment agency. She said to me: "Sir I have two openings for you"

I replied : Of course you have love.

There was a long silence and then she said.....

Arsehole!

I said, "I actually prefer the other one"
May 2020
6:09pm, 23 May 2020
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Jock Itch
BREAKING: Winalot are on the verge of going bust...

They've called in the retrievers!
May 2020
11:05am, 24 May 2020
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honestmackem
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s okay. He woke up.
May 2020
1:34pm, 24 May 2020
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TnoP
To the person who told me the definition of plethora....

Thank you, it means a lot
May 2020
6:40pm, 24 May 2020
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dUNKle
Stall in the market selling cakes. Every cake a pound said the sign

So I’m looking, and there, on a shelf is one priced at 2.50
So I ask the fella “why are all your cakes a pound but that two pound fifty?”

“Ah” he says “that’s Madeira cake”
May 2020
8:37pm, 24 May 2020
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Binks
Of course Boris thinks “a father’s instinct” is getting in car and driving for hundreds of miles...
May 2020
8:46am, 25 May 2020
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halfpint
[you guys are life savers. Our 'voice on the table' activity for our team meeting is to share a joke. I just pinched the mis-sold PPE one. Hope I can share desktop.]
May 2020
9:51am, 25 May 2020
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Dave W
From the Parody Boris Johnson twitter account..

Situations like this always remind me of something Dominic Cummings once said to me: "You can't sack me or I'll take you down with me you useless fat twat"
May 2020
6:38pm, 25 May 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
May 2020
10:10pm, 25 May 2020
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Stander
When my grandad turned 60, he started walking 5 miles a day to keep fit.

He’s 97 now and we have no idea where he is.

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