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Surrey Phil May 2020 9:04pm, 19 May 2020 3,915 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Agreed. That's where I heard it from - Ronnie C in his chair.
Shortcut Cam May 2020 9:41am, 20 May 2020 1,329 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam (Appears Ronnie C invented the Allied Carpet sale joke.) All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand
Mountkeen May 2020 2:29pm, 20 May 2020 417 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holidays this year. Now I have to deal with the emotional baggage.
swittle May 2020 3:17pm, 20 May 2020 63,907 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^
colindglen May 2020 5:19pm, 20 May 2020 489 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Nice MK
Sigh May 2020 2:12pm, 21 May 2020 6,340 posts	Quote Pin Sigh
DocM May 2020 3:32pm, 21 May 2020 34,544 posts	Quote Pin DocM
dUNKle May 2020 5:44am, 22 May 2020 18 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Mate of mine calls his tea “Meghan Markle” as he likes to dunk ginger nuts in it
daz1927 May 2020 6:40am, 22 May 2020 5,778 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Not been around much this week, feeling a bit down.. I split up from my cross eyed girlfriend. She was seeing someone on the side...
daz1927 May 2020 6:44am, 22 May 2020 5,779 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 There's a new razor designed for dyslexics. It's the best thing since sliced beard....