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daz1927 May 2020 6:45am, 22 May 2020 5,780 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I was a bit pissed one night when I was in the Navy, and I stumbled over to a tidy looking Wren, and said "Wanna fuck?" She said "Why did you say it like that, it's supposed to be a magical moment?" I said "Abracadabra, wanna fuck?"
daz1927 May 2020 6:51am, 22 May 2020 5,781 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Take it easy folks, pretty soon you'll be able to kiss,and make love to the one you love. But, for now, stay home and do it with the one you are married to...
richmac May 2020 7:03am, 22 May 2020 14,061 posts	Quote Pin richmac I was looking at my ceiling the other day, it's not the best one in the world but it's right up there.
Markymarkmark May 2020 8:31am, 22 May 2020 11,576 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
Gooner May 2020 9:32am, 22 May 2020 15,709 posts	Quote Pin Gooner
M1nty May 2020 9:58am, 22 May 2020 619 posts	Quote Pin M1nty [brightened up my morning Gooner]
Dillthedog May 2020 12:59pm, 22 May 2020 3,749 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog Took me a minute to get it
richmac May 2020 2:47pm, 22 May 2020 14,062 posts	Quote Pin richmac Just slip a picture of bozo in there instead
daz1927 May 2020 8:39pm, 22 May 2020 5,782 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine? Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with! Time of death 11:00pm Cause: Covid....
Diogenes May 2020 9:11pm, 22 May 2020 48,974 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I told the wife she needed to get a new dishwasher. She got really upset. Apparently she doesn’t want me to fuck off after all.