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larkim May 2020 3:08pm, 27 May 2020 11,163 posts	0 larkim I'd chip in with another chemistry joke but the best ones Argon.
Nellers May 2020 3:08pm, 27 May 2020 36,376 posts	0 Nellers I don't know what lead to Dio's reaction there.
Derby Tup May 2020 3:11pm, 27 May 2020 42,276 posts	0 Derby Tup I’ve not heard a decent chemistry joke for ions
Pothunter May 2020 3:11pm, 27 May 2020 2,438 posts	0 Pothunter O Mg these element jokes are getting boron
Diogenes May 2020 3:11pm, 27 May 2020 49,122 posts	0 Diogenes Don't be inert, this is a noble pursuit, and such a gas.
Diogenes May 2020 3:12pm, 27 May 2020 49,123 posts	0 Diogenes There's certainly a good mixture. I'm just compounding my sins, though.
McGoohan May 2020 3:14pm, 27 May 2020 45,496 posts	0 McGoohan Two chemists walk into a bar. What can I get you, the barman asks. I'll have H2O, the first chemist says I'll have H2O ... also, the second one says. They're both fine.
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 3:17pm, 27 May 2020 5,789 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain That's better, the humour has a lighter touch... HeHeHeHeHeHe
daz1927 May 2020 4:56pm, 27 May 2020 5,785 posts	0 daz1927 Adam Boulton blocked me on FB after I responded with some harsh but fair criticism. A better man would have took it on the chins.
elio May 2020 5:26pm, 27 May 2020 28 posts	0 elio Are you faster than Dominic Cummings over 5k? Probably yes as he's more of a long distance specialist.