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Night-owl 14 Jan 12:57pm, 14 Jan 2024 44,762 posts	0 Night-owl Apologies from Google assistant What is a computers favourite beat? An algo-rhythm
mr d 16 Jan 8:33pm, 16 Jan 2024 6,525 posts	0 mr d The UK govt. has announced that new electronic voting machines will be rolled out prior to the next election. A number 10 spokesman commented "We would like to thank our commercial partner Fujitsu for their assistance."
3M 16 Jan 9:24pm, 16 Jan 2024 23,086 posts	0 3M
Mushroom 17 Jan 9:31am, 17 Jan 2024 2,997 posts	0 Mushroom 'Thank you for phoning the fishing helpdesk. Please hold the line.'
Derby Tup 17 Jan 9:52am, 17 Jan 2024 63,788 posts	0 Derby Tup
swittle 17 Jan 10:29am, 17 Jan 2024 104,537 posts	0 swittle +1 ^
3M 17 Jan 11:16am, 17 Jan 2024 23,096 posts	0 3M What happens when you eat aluminium foil? Sheet metal.
um 17 Jan 11:43am, 17 Jan 2024 8,147 posts	0 um "Thank you for phoning the traffic news helpline. You are number 78 in the queue"
Diogenes 17 Jan 12:00pm, 17 Jan 2024 83,992 posts	0 Diogenes "Thank you for calling the Psychic Society. Your call was answered last Tuesday."
Muttley 17 Jan 12:05pm, 17 Jan 2024 2,914 posts	0 Muttley "Thank you for calling the incontinence helpline. Please hold."