Joke of the day........

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Weean 10 Jan 7:35pm, 10 Jan 2024 1,858 posts	0 Weean I think that's un ouef of these egg jokes now.
um 10 Jan 8:07pm, 10 Jan 2024 8,131 posts	0 um Not until I explain why the French person only wanted one egg for breakfast … Because as they said, “un oeuf is enough”
Seratonin 10 Jan 8:58pm, 10 Jan 2024 47,272 posts	0 Seratonin FFS - my grandmother said that these egg puns suck!
Stander 11 Jan 8:14am, 11 Jan 2024 198 posts	0 Stander I think it's disgraceful that after 50 years people people still don't know who Neil Armstrong is or what type of trumpet he played.
Jock Itch 11 Jan 9:03am, 11 Jan 2024 13,995 posts	0 Jock Itch A guy walks into the Doctor's surgery and says "Doctor i keep thinking i'm a moth", the doc asks him to explain, the guy told him he wake up and found himself in his wife's wardrobe eating her clothes. The doc told him that it was a psychiatrist he needed to talk to and asked him why he was in his surgery. the guy replied, " I don't know, i was passing and your light was on".
Pou Pou le Phook 11 Jan 3:05pm, 11 Jan 2024 4,252 posts	0 Pou Pou le Phook My fictional partner (we're not married) thinks that she is a moth.
Mushroom 11 Jan 3:07pm, 11 Jan 2024 2,991 posts	0 Mushroom Is that like a goth, but with more hanging around the lamps?
57.5 Days of Pain 11 Jan 3:15pm, 11 Jan 2024 16,066 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain What's the difference between a moth and a goth. Have you ever seen a moth with black lipstick?
Red Squirrel 11 Jan 9:38pm, 11 Jan 2024 23,280 posts	0 Red Squirrel Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? As Bonnie Tyler might say, "a total ellipse of the heart." Surely a total egglipse?
NordRunner 11 Jan 10:57pm, 11 Jan 2024 3,982 posts	0 NordRunner What was the Melody Maker headline when Humpty Dumpty accidentally got boiled when visiting Bonny Tyler? “Total egg slips off the hearth”