Joke of the day........

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Muttley Jan 2024 12:07pm, 17 Jan 2024 2,915 posts	0 Muttley "Hello, is that the paranoia helpline?" "Who gave you this number?"
richmac Jan 2024 12:14pm, 17 Jan 2024 25,527 posts	0 richmac "Thank you for calling the suppository helpline, please shove it up your ass"
Mushroom Jan 2024 12:17pm, 17 Jan 2024 2,998 posts	0 Mushroom Thank you for calling the aquarium. Calls may be recorded for training porpoises..
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2024 12:19pm, 17 Jan 2024 16,369 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain <q>"Thank you for phoning the traffic news helpline. You are number 78 in the queue"</q"Thank you for phoning the Cones Hotline. You are number 99."
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2024 12:20pm, 17 Jan 2024 16,370 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Try again "Thank you for phoning the traffic news helpline. You are number 78 in the queue" "Thank you for phoning the Cones Hotline. You are number 99."
Mountkeen Jan 2024 4:42pm, 17 Jan 2024 537 posts	0 Mountkeen Our Wi-Fi wasn't working last night so I sat and chatted to the missus for a change. I'm surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths
Sweaty Frank Jan 2024 5:48pm, 17 Jan 2024 2,354 posts	0 Sweaty Frank "Thank you for calling the Bereavement Hotline. Please continue to hold on, very soon it will be your turn."
Sweaty Frank Jan 2024 5:53pm, 17 Jan 2024 2,355 posts	0 Sweaty Frank "You have reached the Low Self-Esteem Hotline. Please hold as all of our associates are assisting people more worthy than you."
richmac Jan 2024 6:22pm, 17 Jan 2024 25,537 posts	0 richmac Thanks for calling the Tesla helpline, cars are charged at....
Shortcut Cam Jan 2024 8:02pm, 17 Jan 2024 1,753 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I once entered the World Kleptomaniac championship. I took gold, silver and bronze