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Mushroom Jan 2024 11:59am, 22 Jan 2024 3,006 posts	0 Mushroom I looked up 'Opaque'. The definition wasn't very clear.
Stander Jan 2024 4:36pm, 22 Jan 2024 203 posts	0 Stander Sky Sports is reporting that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch. Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line. Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Stander Jan 2024 8:41am, 23 Jan 2024 204 posts	0 Stander Funeral parlour across the UK are raising prices. They are blaming it on the cost of living.
NordRunner Jan 2024 8:46am, 23 Jan 2024 4,039 posts	0 NordRunner … stiff price rises, indeed.
Derby Tup Jan 2024 9:10am, 23 Jan 2024 63,986 posts	0 Derby Tup Will have terminal effect on business
Nellers Jan 2024 9:11am, 23 Jan 2024 42,024 posts	0 Nellers Might force the business underground.
Mushroom Jan 2024 9:12am, 23 Jan 2024 3,007 posts	0 Mushroom Profits are going up in smoke..
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2024 10:42am, 23 Jan 2024 16,540 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain I'm going to complain to their regulatory body.
NordRunner Jan 2024 10:49am, 23 Jan 2024 4,041 posts	0 NordRunner Why do they call it a funeral «parlour» anyway? Because it's just off the living room, on the way to the skullery?
Silent Runner Jan 2024 10:54am, 23 Jan 2024 1,018 posts	0 Silent Runner Will have terminal effect on business Could be the final nail in the coffin for the industry.