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Bazoaxe Jan 2024 8:12pm, 17 Jan 2024 26,230 posts	0 Bazoaxe Thank you for calling Edinburgh zoo, you are speaking to Mr C Lyon.
NordRunner Jan 2024 10:56pm, 17 Jan 2024 4,019 posts	0 NordRunner Thank you for calling the spin dryer helpline. Please hang up.
Jock Itch Jan 2024 8:27am, 18 Jan 2024 14,001 posts	0 Jock Itch Thanks for calling Gamblers Anonymous.....every fifth caller is a winner !
Jock Itch Jan 2024 8:28am, 18 Jan 2024 14,002 posts	0 Jock Itch Thank you for calling the constipation hotline... Please hold.
Jock Itch Jan 2024 8:29am, 18 Jan 2024 14,003 posts	0 Jock Itch A radio station said to hold on their hotline to win a prize All I got was a burnt hand.
Diogenes Jan 2024 10:28am, 18 Jan 2024 84,013 posts	0 Diogenes You have reached the helpline for agoraphobic compulsive liars. We're all out at the moment, but please hold and your call will remain unanswered.
um Jan 2024 11:37am, 18 Jan 2024 8,149 posts	0 um Thankyou for phoning the Town Crier's information line. Please hold, as we're experiencing high caller volumes.
NordRunner Jan 2024 1:24pm, 18 Jan 2024 4,022 posts	0 NordRunner — Hello, is that the Compulsively Stroppy helpline? — Who's that? — Hello, I was looking for the Stroppy helpline. Is that you? — Who are you? You don't just knock on a door and ask: “who are you”. You should say who you are first, and state your business. It's the same for telephones. So who are you, just ringing out of the blue?
Pou Pou le Phook Jan 2024 3:55pm, 18 Jan 2024 4,273 posts	0 Pou Pou le Phook Thank you for calling the Herman Hermits information helpline. There's noone here to take your call.
neufalabonk Jan 2024 5:13pm, 18 Jan 2024 11,145 posts	0 neufalabonk ^ hello, hello, I’m phoning to complain that there’s no milk today.